Me: "Air Force ROTC Det. 250 wing room, this is Cadet Black speaking, how may I help you?"
Caller: "Huh? What kinda bullshit...who is this?"
Me: "Uh...Cadet Mike Black..."
Caller: "Eh? I've got a goddamn wrong number!"
Me: "Oh, not a prob-"
This guy seriously sounded like a slightly more gruff version of Grampa Marsh. Definitely one of the more bizarre things to happen to me this week.