Best. Conspiracy Theory. Ever.
This war is founded on a lie: that pubic hair is somehow unclean and unhygienic and needs to be removed in order to foster a healthy body image. The poor shave their bodies, and the rich get richer.While you're at at, make sure to check out his "This belt is blue" post. I've had some moments where I've been sorely tempted to carry out a similar gesture.