Nuts!

It's fitting that the insurgents would pick Dec. 22 to deliver their surrender "demands" to the U.S. For those of you who are historically ignorant, the 22nd is the day that Gen. McAuliffe delivered his famous reply to the commanders of the Wehrmacht units who were beseiging Bastogne.

Van Steenwyk has the proper reply to the al-Qaeda allied idiots...

"MEMORANDUM FOR RECORD

To: Omar al-Baghdadi
Emir, Al Qaeda In Iraq
All-around pig-licking father-raper

From: CDR, COUNTERCOLUMN

MEMORANDUM FOR RECORD

RE: YOUR PROPOSAL FOR SAFE PASSAGE OUT OF IRAQ

1. Your proposal of 23 DEC 07 has been received in this headquarters.

2. NUTS.

3. POC is your mother, 1-900-CAMEL-HO

Splash, out

Jason W. Van Steenwyk"