Woman gets stuck on toilet, suffers burns

From the you can't make this stuff up file comes a story with a dateline of, where else, Council Bluffs, IA. A woman got stuck on a toilet after someone applied a cement compound. Firefighters had to use nail-polish remover to break the compound down, resulting in burns that were presumably on her ass. *Snicker* The woman said that she hadn't thought about suing the mall; all she wanted was for the police to catch the pranksters and have them sentenced to six months of cleaning mall bathrooms.