Quote(s) of the Day

Come from King of the Hill...

Bobby's holding a soiled cheerleader outfit in his hands, Hank walks in: "There had better be a naked cheerleader under that bed."

Bobby: "I think I'm gonna fail home ec."
Hank: "Of course you are, you're a guy."

Hank (to Peggy): "Did you know Bobby's taking home ec? If he learns to cook and clean for himself, what incentive is he going to have to get married?"