Another Random Conversation

In IHOP parking lot at 4:00 a.m. on Sunday morning after poker. Discussing religion/spirituality/etc. while smoking cigars. (Okay, Swisher woodtips, so not exactly cigars, but close enough.)

Brett: Okay, well, here's what I think about Christianity...you won't get offended or anything will you Mike?

Me: Of course n-

Dan: Are you kidding?!? He's Mike.

Hell yes.