Friday, December 19, 2008


The time for action is now! I have just returned from a sojourn across the vast expanse of Ames. In that time, I did not see one single snowplow. Not a single plow! Can you imagine such a thing? Furthermore, the snow/sleet has been falling for several hours, yet South Dakota was not yet plowed. Not a bit! Lincoln Way was hit maybe once, and let us not even talk about Mortensen. We must take swift action to rectify these wrongs of the capitalist bourgeoisie! It is necessary to begin a People's Liberation Democratic Snow Plow Army! We will soon throw off the chains of immobility and begin the Revolution necessary to ensure freedom of transportation for all!

For our leader, I propose...The Plow King!