What won't happen

There won't be rioting in the streets, there won't be endless lawsuits, and there will be an orderly transition of power.

Far be it from me to suggest that certain elements of our society may be predisposed toward these actions (it was, after all, a Republican who sued in 2000), but it would behoove all of us to remember and be thankful of these facts.

And while you're at it, help certain fellow citizens off their knees; it's been a long campaign and I think they need a break before the inauguration.