Friday, March 07, 2008

Low Class

How to tell the bar you're at may not be the highest class...

1) When the beers that are on tap are: Bud, Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Lite, Busch Light, and PBR. Yeah, honest to god no shit PBR on tap. Disgusting. I'll admit it, I'm a bit of a beer snob. Sue me for not enjoying crappy ass beer that has rice in it and tastes like it came from a horse's urethra.

2) When the top shelf contains Johnnie Walker...RED LABEL. I've been at bars where Black Label is on the bottom shelf, Gold Label somewhere in the middle, and Blue Label on the top. I could buy several cases of Red Label for one bottle of Blue Label.

Suffice to say I won't be going back to Outlaws. I knew it was a hick bar, but PBR?? Seriously??