What a Moran

Seriously, is Eric Holder dumb or just plain stupid?

The Obama administration will seek to reinstate the assault weapons ban that expired in 2004 during the Bush administration, Attorney General Eric Holder said today.

Our illustrious Attorney General is apparently so stupid he can't even remember 15 years into the past. Ask Bill Clinton how well the '94 ban went over. Even better, ask the Democrats in Congress at the time how well it went over. Wayne LaPierre has it right:

In a brief interview with ABC News, Wayne LaPierre, president of the National Rifle Association, said, "I think there are a lot of Democrats on Capitol Hill cringing at Eric Holder's comments right now."

In any case, I am glad I now possess a EBR with a collapsible stock, bayonet lug, pistol grip, and flash suppressor, as well as several "high-capacity" magazines. All of these features make the gun that much more deadly in my hands when I inevitably snap and start killing people. Of course, the OTHER EIGHT FIREARMS I own are not nearly as deadly and are thus okay for a serf like me to possess.

And by the way, ABC News, a clip is something used to load an internal magazine. Every gun banned by the '94 AWB uses an EXTERNAL MAGAZINE, which is what your dumb ass is referring to when you say "clip." Put down the Ahnold film and actually do some fucking research. We're not talking about rocket science here, but then again, we're also talking about journalists. I should just be glad they included the phrase "semi-automatic" instead of implying that the ban is on full-auto rock 'n' roll guns like they usually do.