Really Cold, Part Deux

At the moment it is currently SIXTY-ONE degrees colder here in Ames than it is in Anchorage. 56 degrees colder here than it is in Fairbanks. To be fair, they are in the middle of a chinook, but still...sixty-one degrees? While we're making the rounds of places that should be colder than Ames but aren't, Fargo is currently at -22 compared to our -27.