The Horror

You may or may not be aware that "racewalking" is an Olympic sport. What I'm sure you definitely aren't aware of is that the lone U.S. competitor in the 20km event this year is a Captain in the United States Air Force. Don't believe me? Get it straight from the horse's mouth. The other airmen competing? Fencing, trap shooting, and modern pentathlon. All acceptable. Racewalking, not so much. Sounds to me like Capt. Eastler needs to cut the jibba jabba.