South Park Monday

You may have wondered what exactly it is they're saying in this song. Wonder no longer.

I have a wonderful penis
There is hair on my balls
Is that the sound of a baby monkey?
No! Ninjas are here!

Hey hey let's go! Getting in a fight!
The important thing is to protect my balls!
I am badass, so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

This song is a little stupid
It doesn't make any sense
English is all fucked up
But that's okay, we do it all the time