Amn. Destructor

If you've ever served in the military and had to deal with a "special" junior enlisted troop or two, you owe it to yourself to go read about Amn. Destructor. Start here (with a bonus about an airman with similar intelligence named Amn. Sucro) and then continue on to the Airman Destructor chronicles here. The second bunch of stories has a guest appearance by the officer equivalent of Amn. Destructor, Capt. Chaos. You won't be disappointed. I think my favorite story is either the time Amn. Destructor inadvertently called an IG team fags, or when he arrested Capt. Chaos after donning his MOPP gear.

Like I said, you won't be disappointed.